HI, I am Chuck, the owner of Starducks Coffee.
We Starducks promise you:
1. instant fashion fixer – you will look like a celebrity
2. eye-opener – you will be able to see the world
3. physical trainer – you will move faster
4. social skill booster – holding a coffee mug makes you look like giving a “Like” to people
5. finally pretty good coffee
5-in-1 deal, totally underpriced!
Yes, join me and come to the “dark” coffee side. Muahaha