Miss. Welcome, the Garden Statue

 

Hey, babe. I heard you’ve just moved in my neighborhood.

My name is Percy, what’s yours?

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Oh, I beg your pardon. you have a name tag, Miss. Welcome.

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So….I can tell you’ve got a lot of Peemails already.

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Wanna go for a walk?

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You don’t really talk much, do you?

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Percy and his 7 cousins: Easter Egg Hunt

 

Percy the Easter Bunny took his 7 cousins to Easter Egg Hunt….

 

Percy: Jeffy, this is Easter “Egg” Hunt, not Easter “Bunny” Hunt!

 

Jeffy: I am the greatest wolf in the wild. I got the most vicious white furry giant and I shall bring peace to the world!

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Percy and his 7 cousins meet the mailman….

Percy is babysitting his 7 cousins today again. And, Percy’s tips on human life continues.

 

Percy: This is a mail box. Place for people to send letters and for us to send PEEMAIL.

 

Mailman Newman: Hey pups! Want some treats?

 

Percy: Kids, this is my old friend and our mailman Newman.

 

BIlly, Bob, Dick, Doug: Hel~lo, Newman!

 

Percy: He is awesome. He always has doggie treats in his shirt pocket. But don’t eat things from his pants backpocket, he carries cat treats in there!

 

Meanwhile….
Jeffy hanging onto Mailman Newman’s pants backpocket….

 

Jeffy: This guy seems dangerous. I smell something FISHY in here!

 

Little Johnny: Brother Jeffy, Wait up! I am coming to help you! I just can’t jump that high….

 

Jimmy: What are you guys doing? Are you nuts? …. May I join?

 

 

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Ugliness is the new cuteness!

They say, to win a girl’s heart, buy her a puppy.

 

I had to babysit a cute puggle yesterday, so I invited Coco over to show him.

Oops. He is bigger than Coco….

I was also worried about what Coco would think of the look of puggle.

Puggle doesn’t have a pretty face like a cute kitten or Yorkshire Terrier, but he definitely has own irresistable charm.

Guess what? Coco absolutely loved him!

Ugliness is the new cuteness, boys!

 

Perhaps I will buy her a puppy one day. Wait, I am a puppy! :)

 

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Percy and Mrs. BonBon, the Iron Chef

Percy needed Mrs. BonBon’s comfort foods therapy today.

So far he had 2 full meals, several doggie cookies and lots of vegetable bites, but still felt empty….

All because Percy was falsely accused that he ate Master’s homework!

 

Mrs. BonBon is the best baker, “the Iron Chef” in town.

Everybody calls her treats “comfort foods” because it melts in your mouth and it melts your heart too.

 

“It wasn’t me. It was the stray cat. I saw it,” said Percy.

“Aww….Poor little thing. Why don’t you stay here until you feel better, I will fix you some grilled cheese you like,” said Mrs. BonBon.

 

“*Sniff*…I will weave my house…  nomnom… I am oing to *sniff * weave my family forever… nomnom…. I am *sniff* oing to wun away… it’s weally weally yummy, Mrs. BonBon! nomnom…. and and nobody will wemember *sniff* me…  nomnom *sniff* nomnom….”

 

“Oh, wait, I think I hear your master calling you for dinner!” said Mrs. BonBon.

“Oops, time to go home, Gotta go! Thank you and Bye, Mrs. BonBon!”

Percy flew home wagging his tail happy.  He was sure everything got fixed.

After the grilled cheese, he is finally ready for dinner.

 

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Percy’s trip to the zoo with his 7 cousins

 

Percy’s trip to the Zoo with his 7 cousins..

 

Percy: Here we are, finally arrived at the Zoo!

 

Billy, Bob, Doug, Jimmy, Jeffy and Little Johnny: Yay! Can’t wait to see animals!

 

Percy: Oh, no, we are not here to see animals. You see, the “Zoo” is actually “NOO” flipped. “NOO” stands for “National Outerspace Organization,” the secret society for Aliens. We are here to investigate the situation.

 

Billy, Bob, Doug, Jimmy, Jeffy and Little Johnny: Wooo…. Sweet!

 

Percy: Good, Jeffy and Little Johnny are behaving well today for a change. Oh wait, Dick! What are you doing?

 

Dick: Um… I am just dropping a quick pee-mail….

 

Percy: Guys, No PEE-mail and Pawbook allowed during the field trip! Concentrate!

 

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