Secret Club House..

Percy:

Coco, what do you think of my secret club house?

Nobody knows about it, and you are the first girl to visit.

Coco:

Um…. Percy, is that Jeffy on the roof?

Percy:

Nah….must be an animal cookie. This is a candy house I made.

….

(Don’t underestimate the naughtiness of Jeffy and Little Johnny!

They’re gonna eat the whole house soon! haha)

 

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THE LAZY SONG by BRUNO PERCY MARS

Are you sleeping in this weekend?

I have an awesome song just for you….

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my dogpile
Don’t feel like picking up a fetch ball, so leave a fetch ball at the door
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair
‘Cause I ain’t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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And here is the original Bruno Mars! :)

Blue or Red? Is this a Matrix Movie Trivia question?

Coco: Percy, which one shall I wear today, Blue or Red?

Percy:

(Haha I know this, it’s from the Matrix movie.

You take the blue, the story ends, you take the red, you stay in wonderland.

I am a dog of adventure, so….)

RED!

Coco: But, I like the blue one, are you telling me I have a bad taste?

Percy:

(Hmmm…. More complecated than I thought.

Perhaps I should choose the safety of Blue. Then….)

BLUE!

Coco: But you bought me the red one for Valentine’s day. Do you not love me anymore?

Percy:

(Oh no, was there a new sequel I missed?)

Coco, I will get back to you tomorrow after I rent some movies….

Coco: Percy! Come back! You didn’t tell me Blue or Red!!!

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Miss. Welcome, the Garden Statue

 

Hey, babe. I heard you’ve just moved in my neighborhood.

My name is Percy, what’s yours?

….

Oh, I beg your pardon. you have a name tag, Miss. Welcome.

….

So….I can tell you’ve got a lot of Peemails already.

….

Wanna go for a walk?

….

You don’t really talk much, do you?

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Earth day

 

Percy:
What is the Earth day? It is a “Mission Possible” day for us, dogs.
Dig, plant, fertilize, cover, water. VOILA!
Good job boys, wait, where are Jeffy and Little Johnny?
J-E-F-F-Y and Little J-O-H-N-N-Y!!!

 

Jeffy: Did you say “Mission Impossible”? HA HA HA Almost there….Get ready to launch the POOPbomb and PEEsile….

 

Little Johnny: Umm… brother Jeffy, I think I have a problem….

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